This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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