ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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