i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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