We're like a lot better than the average bears
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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