Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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