It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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