I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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