As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
