im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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