Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
