So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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