Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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