I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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