do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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