Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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