ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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