smell my finger.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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