her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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