Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
