He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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