Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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