So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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