I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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