You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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