So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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