We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Randomize
