I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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