Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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