I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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