so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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