dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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