i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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