I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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