I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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