quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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