Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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