i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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