i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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