I love black thongs
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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