so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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