Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
