Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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