No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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