I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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