did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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