I skipped work to stalk him.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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