Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
