i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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