I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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