Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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