Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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